For Father’s Day 2024, Fox News Digital has compiled a selection of “dad jokes” shared by various fathers and individuals on social media. These jokes, a blend of wit and silliness, are often pun-based and are known for being both cheesy and amusing.
According to Fatherly.com, a lifestyle blog for parents based in New York, dad jokes are more than just jokes told by dads – they tread the fine line between cleverness and absurd humor, often revolving around puns that are delightfully ridiculous and intellectually obscure.
Continue reading for an assortment of 40 playful and witty jokes from dads and father figures gathered from different sources and online forums. Feel free to share your own favorite dad jokes in the comments section below!
- “How did the pasta get locked out of his house?”
– Gnocchi.
- “How can you tell if a pig is hot?”
– It’s bacon.
- “What did the beach say when the tide came in?”
– Long time, no sea.
- “Why should you not use an unsharpened pencil?”
– It’s pointless.
- “Why did the old man fall down the well?”
– He couldn’t see that well.
- “Why do turkeys play percussion?”
– They have drumsticks.
- “What do you call a happy cowboy?”
– A Jolly Rancher.
- “What do you give the dentist of the year?”
– A little plaque!
- “Why did the football coach go to the bank?”
– To get his quarter back!
- “What’s the best thing about Switzerland?”
– I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
- “Where do boats go when they’re sick?”
– To the dock.
- “Did you hear the one about the roof?”
– Never mind, it’s over your head.
- “What do you call a funny mountain?”
– Hill-arious.
- “I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… until I turned myself around.”
- “I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.”
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“Want to hear a joke about construction?”
– I’m still working on it!
- “Want to hear a joke about paper?”
– Never mind. It’s tear-able.
- “What did Sparticus say when the lion ate his wife?”
– Nothing. He was glad-iator.
- “Where does 007 invest his money?”
– In the bond market.
- “What do you call a deer with no eyes?”
– No idea (no eye-deer).
- “Why couldn’t the produce manager make it to work?”
– He could drive, but he didn’t avo-cado.
- “Where do you learn to make ice cream?”
– Sundae school.
- “How did the pirate get such a good price on his ship?”
– It was on sail.
- “What do you call an angry golfer?”
– Tee’d off!
- “What did the duck say after he went shopping?”
– Put it on my bill.
- “Did you hear about the golfer who didn’t have metal clubs in his bag?”
– He was iron deficient.
- “Why did the bank teller push the customer?”
– He wanted to check his balance.
- “Why did the picture go to jail?”
– He was framed.
- “How do birds learn to fly?”
– They wing it.
- “How do you throw a party in outer space?”
– You planet!
- “What do you call a fake noodle?”
– An impasta.
- “What did the Dalmatian say after dinner?”
– That hit the spot.
- “Why did the rabbit go to the salon?”
– It was having a bad hare day.
- “Where do crayons go on vacation?”
– Color-ado.
- “How do you make a robot angry?”
– Keep pushing his buttons.
- Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
– To be in the movies.
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